A man came across Aladdin’s Lamp and rubbed it. Out pops a Genie, “I shall grant you one wish for releasing me from the lamp.”
“How nice”, says the man, “I would like you to build me a highway all the way to Hawaii.”
“That’s quite an undertaking. I don’t know if I can do that. Would you like to change your wish?” says the Genie.
“Alright then”, the man paused, “In that case, I would like to be able to fully understand women.”
“Women you say?” the Genie frown, “Say.. about your previous wish, will that be two lanes or four lanes?”
